by Jon Norwood | Jul 31, 2015 | News
Thus far, all the opposable digits encountered appear to be fully functional, making it possible for dolphins–believed to be capable of faster and more complex cogitation than man–to manipulate objects, fashion tools, and construct rudimentary pulley and lever systems.
by Jon Norwood | Jul 27, 2015 | News
Following the “untimely” death of Republican frontrunner Donald Trump at the hands of Mexican god Quetzalcoatl, fictional character and conservative leader Ron Swanson announced his bid for office.
by Jon Norwood | Jul 27, 2015 | News
Donald Trump formally announced his campaign for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination on June 16, 2015 and had since become a serious concern for the GOP. This all came to an end Monday when he was suddenly eaten by the angry Mexican god Quetzalcoatl.